why is my bedroom always so hot
maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty
i love the science side of tumblr
How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
have you ever experienced such a plot twist that you go to cover your mouth but you accidentally slap yourself in the face
never, ever, ever gonna get over that