cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

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Whoa there Jesus

(via tardismyoldgirl)

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

(via wiiiinchester)

drythroats:

blindthoughts:

How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

This.

(Source: deadybearspicnic, via wiiiinchester)

jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

(via wobblywibbly)

the-gingerbread-knight:

tardismyoldgirl:

queeneverdeen:

have you ever experienced such a plot twist that you go to cover your mouth but you accidentally slap yourself in the face

i have

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never, ever, ever gonna get over that

(Source: marcmumford, via wobblywibbly)